Sexy Little Secrets -The Top Discreet Vibrators

Scared your mother will discover your carnal vices? Fearful your cleaner will be laughing behind your back after discovering your bedside cabinet stash?
We are oh so very pleased to let you in on a little secret... never again will you have to leave your bedroom buddies in the dark whilst you break through Fort Knox to retrieve your gadgets of glee, we have the most discreet sex toys in stock!

These sexy adult toys are proof that functional art exists and, any unsuspecting someone will be none the wiser until you let them know that the Zen wand they’re holding is in fact, a luxury vibrator! No more embarrassing, awkward glances from here on out and your sex toys will now take pride of place at your bedside, ready for action when things getting hot!

Discreet, Designer Sex Toys
Times have indeed changed and vibrators now come in an assortment of shapes and sizes. Many are now rather pleasing to the eye, as we said… functional art, the sort that gets your rocks off! Aside from looking good, modern vibrators are now waterproof, rechargeable and some even power up when you plug them straight into your port. Your USB port to be exact!

A round of applause please, for our top incognito sex toys!

1.Layaspot: a secretive clitoral massager

2.I Rub My Duckie: Posing as a rubber duckie, this bath time treat will froth up the bubbles in the tub!

3.Lelo Mia – You’ll have to double check that you’ve got the right usb for your board presentation. This mini vibrator will definitely bring about a standing O.

4.Lipstick Vibe – even the skinniest of clutches conceal this little beauty, you’ll be looking forward to slipping away from the table and doing a whole lot more than powdering your nose!

5.Lelo Lily – An unassuming massager for your secret places. Happy ending guaranteed.

6.Jimmy Jane Little Chroma – Birds do it, bees do it ...Try this clitoral vibrator and get your buzz on!


7.Onye Fleur – So beautiful, it will bring a tear to your eye and an undeniable tremble

8.Smartballs – Turns those traffic blues into a sexy exercise class for your pink bits!

9.Vibrating Panties – The perfect gift a man can give a woman. Have them on when meeting the in-laws for the first time – they’re going to remember you for your glowing cheeks and sunny disposition!

10.The Delight – Delightfully discreet and absolutely divine pleasure! This g-spot and clitoral vibrator packs a dual punch.

Bringing Sex Toys Into Your Bedroom

Is it time to bring in the Sex Toys? It’s inevitable, the two of you have been having crazy sex for some time, the chemistry is nuclear but somehow, sex has become a bit of a routine lately...

Open communication between couples is absolutely vital, so one should always broach the subject of introducing some naughty adult toys into the bedroom with love. We do not recommend that you spring a vibrator on an unsuspecting lover, rather communicate first and set up some boundaries. It is believed that those who use sex toys tend to have good, open channels of communication and complete and utter love for and trust in their lovers. Sex toys are great tools through which to allow guys and girls to take their sex lives to a whole new level, allowing both to find pleasure through mutual satisfaction. It is absolutely important to keep your sex life fresh, fun and exciting.

So, it’s out with the yawn fest and in with our luxury sex toys; be they cock rings or clitoral vibrators, with these beauties in hand; you’re going to set the bedroom on fire!

So what’s the deal with erotic toys and why do you need them?

It’s been said that couples who indulge in a bit of erotic toy play perform better beneath the covers. Teasing a woman’s clitoris with a vibrator during oral sex will give her an orgasm that will have her clenching her thighs together in memory long after the pleasure was all hers! And the same can be said for our men. Teasing a man’s anus or testicles with the same vibrator during oral sex will leave him in absolute raptures! With so many sex toys available, from cock rings, specialist male sex toys, female sex toys and clitoral vibrators, there is no excuse for play time to ever become dull. The only way you’re ever going to know what knocks off your socks, is for you to try!




There is also an added benefit to dabbling with sex toys... they allow for extended lovemaking!
Now we know that women are lucky minxes in that they can have multiple orgasms during sex and men unfortunately cannot. Hence, when Mr Man reaches absolute orgasm his erect penis takes a bit of a leave of absence and it is here that a sex toy can keep his woman moaning for so much longer while his body recovers from sheer bliss. That said, there is absolutely no harm in allowing a woman to reach orgasm with the use of a sex toy first, and then sliding in for a bit of bliss timeshare yourself. It’s all about sharing the love!


Okay, so how do you go about this sex toy business?

We suggest that you start off with the little saucy gadgets you can use together. Cock rings, clitoral massages or vibrators and a pair of handcuffs, thrown in for good measure, can really getting things nice and toasty! Massage oils, creams and lubricants come in handy when you’re simmering up the sexual heat. (Lube is fantastic to partner up with some sex toys!) When you are both ready to get electronic, experiment with vibrators, the ideal couple’s toy. Listen to your man, if he is adventurous and wants to try out some male toys, why not get him some anal beads, butt plugs or a vibrating cock ring?



Have we tweaked your interest? Don’t be shy now, just browse through Matilda’s extensive range of couple’s sex toys with your special someone and we know we’ll get you both perky in no time!

All about Enhanced G-spot stimulation

batorThis is a fun and extremely practical guide for you and your partner. We've left medical technicalities out wherever possible, and just left bare truth and useful details. If you haven’t been having enough mind-numbing G-spot action – or if you haven’t yet had a G-spot orgasm, we’d like to give you and your partner a few tips that might make your sex life a whole lot better.

"That melting feeling turns your body into a circus, where you can lose all track of moisture...”

The G-Spot Crash-Course

You need to know the absolute basics first. If you don’t yet know where her g-spot is, then look at the picture. That’s it there. It’s about 4 or 5 cm inside the vaginal opening, and it feels as though it’s almost up against the pelvic bone. It’s actually easily accessible, but knowing where it is (or should be) isn’t nearly enough. All women have a g-spot, but bodies are different and can have different results. It’s not a one-click orgasm – Sometimes it takes a good few tries to understand it, and then suddenly it’s there and SO intense – but only after 5 tries or so. Once mastered, an orgasm is 30 seconds away.

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Best Practices for Sex Toy Hygiene

Cleanliness, as it is said, is close to godliness. So, if you want to keep those heavenly orgasms going then cleanliness is a nonnegotiable. For all you need to know and for all the things you’ve yet to learn… read on!

Moisture provides bacteria with the perfect environment in which to thrive so it is crucial to keep both you and your toys in good health. Some sex toy materials are porous which means that they are absorbent. It is strongly recommended that you read the technical info that comes with your toy so that you have a better understanding of what you have in your hands.

"Is sex dirty? Yes, if it's done right..." Woody Allen

There is the wrong way and then, there is the right way. Here’s how:

You’ve flung the pillows across the room, your clothes are scattered all over the place and you’re resting all aglow and breathless with your partner following some rather epic toy playtime. A quick dash to the bathroom, a quick splash over the toy and its rammed into that secret drawer until next time…

What you don’t know however is that while the toy quietly waits for the next time, it’s doing so in a rather funky state.

Although a “hey it looks clean so it must be clean” approach works for a white shirt, don’t assume that the same applies to your sex toys. It is recommended that you wash your toys with warm water and a (very) mild soap. Once done with the splashing, dry the toy with a lint free cloth or allow to air dry properly. We know you will all agree that body hygiene is critical and no one likes anything untoward going with their nether regions. So, keep it fresh, not funky!

DO NOT even think about using talcum powder or baby powder to hurry up drying time. Unless you are more than happy to your most intimate of areas in a perpetual state of irritation! Trying to find discreet ways to have a quick scratch or master a swagger like John Wayne is just not sexy!

Toy Cleaner should be in your bathroom cabinet.

Choose a recommended brand like Pjur

Where possible, use a toy cleaner! With so many adult sex toys made from various materials, cleaning them can seem a bit tricky. Some materials are slightly porous which means your little wand of bliss can and will absorb odours and fluids from the body. If not cleaned properly, the bacteria left on the toy will result in the aforementioned John Wayne swagger – simply put, it can irritate your skin and you will feel miserable for it. For this reason, some bright people came up with the idea of producing toy friendly, anti-bacterial cleaners, sprays and fleeces to help all of us maintain our toys longevity and feel, Good for them, its also good to your body. We’ve done the research and saved you a trip to the doctor with the “I have  no idea how THAT happened” drama class.

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