Sexy Little Secrets -The Top Discreet Vibrators

Scared your mother will discover your carnal vices? Fearful your cleaner will be laughing behind your back after discovering your bedside cabinet stash?
We are oh so very pleased to let you in on a little secret... never again will you have to leave your bedroom buddies in the dark whilst you break through Fort Knox to retrieve your gadgets of glee, we have the most discreet sex toys in stock!

These sexy adult toys are proof that functional art exists and, any unsuspecting someone will be none the wiser until you let them know that the Zen wand they’re holding is in fact, a luxury vibrator! No more embarrassing, awkward glances from here on out and your sex toys will now take pride of place at your bedside, ready for action when things getting hot!

Discreet, Designer Sex Toys
Times have indeed changed and vibrators now come in an assortment of shapes and sizes. Many are now rather pleasing to the eye, as we said… functional art, the sort that gets your rocks off! Aside from looking good, modern vibrators are now waterproof, rechargeable and some even power up when you plug them straight into your port. Your USB port to be exact!

A round of applause please, for our top incognito sex toys!

1.Layaspot: a secretive clitoral massager

2.I Rub My Duckie: Posing as a rubber duckie, this bath time treat will froth up the bubbles in the tub!

3.Lelo Mia – You’ll have to double check that you’ve got the right usb for your board presentation. This mini vibrator will definitely bring about a standing O.

4.Lipstick Vibe – even the skinniest of clutches conceal this little beauty, you’ll be looking forward to slipping away from the table and doing a whole lot more than powdering your nose!

5.Lelo Lily – An unassuming massager for your secret places. Happy ending guaranteed.

6.Jimmy Jane Little Chroma – Birds do it, bees do it ...Try this clitoral vibrator and get your buzz on!


7.Onye Fleur – So beautiful, it will bring a tear to your eye and an undeniable tremble

8.Smartballs – Turns those traffic blues into a sexy exercise class for your pink bits!

9.Vibrating Panties – The perfect gift a man can give a woman. Have them on when meeting the in-laws for the first time – they’re going to remember you for your glowing cheeks and sunny disposition!

10.The Delight – Delightfully discreet and absolutely divine pleasure! This g-spot and clitoral vibrator packs a dual punch.

The Idiot's Guide To Buying Lingerie

Of course the first thing to remember when buying lingerie for someone special is that it’s not about you. Your credit card and fantasies may be playing a big part in the purchase, but ultimately, it’s your lass who’s going to don the sexy lingerie. Essentially is she is a girly girl with a love for sugar and spice and all things pink? In which case rubber vinyl and a matching ball gag may get you as far as the curb with a restraining order in pocket!

Secret Agent Mission: Scope out Lingerie
We recommend that you take note of what she likes to wear, which items are her favourite or which lingerie ads take her interest and which sexy lingerie appeals to her. Is she partial to body hugging corsets or frilly babydolls?

Cup size crisis? Simply venture a peek into the naughty lingerie drawer whilst the missus is taking a shower or flash a glance at the size label as you’re peeling off the layers! Although with the best intentions at heart, many a man has hit a sensitive nerve with their lady love when presenting some saucy lingerie which was either too small or too big! Check and then double check sizes and stay out of the dog box!

Keep in mind that not all women are one hundred percent proportionate. Just because your girl may be small on top does not mean things fare the same for her derriere! Some ladies, although modest in the bust department, may have a sizeable booty. Nothing kills romantic intentions more than alluding that your love’s bum is even bigger than you thought!

ASSTASTIC
G-strings, Thongs, Brazilians and Boy shorts, enough to distract a man in a heartbeat! But, do you know the difference between a thong and a g-string? Most importantly, what does your lover prefer? Simply ask yourself this: how much of her bottom can you normally see?
Think back a little and you’re bound to find the answer! Is it:-

Answer 1: All of it – she’s a fan of the sexy thong (You lucky man!)
Answer 2: None of it – she likes the fuller panties- Brazilian boy shorts, Ruffled Knickers
Answer 3: Her panties are being eaten by the bum monster - you’ve picked a G-string

BOOBALICIOUS
Time to figure out if your girl goes for padded, sheer or bikini style bras! Take some time out to admire (whilst actually making some mental notes) her bra the next time you get cosy. Yes, her bra guys, the bra! We’re not talking about taking in the sheer wonder of her cleavage here! If her breasts seem a bit larger than you remember from the last time she was in the buff, chances are she’s wearing a padded bra.
Now that you have the sizes and small details in check, it’s time to decide which style would suit your partner. You didn’t think sizes would be the end of it did you?

BUSTIERS OR BABYDOLLS? CHOICES, CHOICES, CHOICES!

The Hourglass

Features: We’re looking at bountiful busts and a waist that curves in to make way for the entrance of grabable booty!

Famous Hourglass Ladies: Shania Twain, Salma Hayek, Halle Berry and Sandra Bullock and the legendary Marilyn Monroe

What to buy her: Bustiers and corsets are going to look absolutely gorgeous. Shapely lingerie will accentuate curves in all the right places!


The Skittle

Features: We’re looking at an upper body average with a showcase derrière.

Famous Skittle Ladies: Jennifer Lopez, Shakira and Beyonce

What to buy her: What you’re after is either a babydoll or chemise number. This will promote her cleavage and subtly send out reminders of an irresistible bum!



The Lollipop

Features: The cup runneth over! Super busty with a slender waist and an average bottom.

Famous Lollipop Ladies: Uma Thurman, Susan Sarandon, and Angelina Jolie

What to buy her: A brassiere set that’s going to dress up “the girls” and give the derrière a means to join the eye candy party.


The Column

Features: The all over average! Bust, waist and bum pretty much in alignment! Also known as the more “athletic” figure type.

Famous Column Ladies: Cameron Diaz, Eva Longoria and Maria Sharapova

What to buy her: A camisole set is going to do turn your attention to her core assets by breaking up the view of her body into delectable bits... the cutest bum over there and... Oh! Have a look at
that pert bust over there...



The Apple

Features: All curves! The bust may be average, but we’re dealing with a curvy waist and a rubenesque derrière.

Famous Apple Ladies: Catherine Zeta-Jones, Drew Barrymore and Lorraine Kelly

What to buy her: A lingerie dress will make your beloved feel
confident and accentuate her curves whilst detracting from her
curvy waist which she may not love!

Bringing Sex Toys Into Your Bedroom

Is it time to bring in the Sex Toys? It’s inevitable, the two of you have been having crazy sex for some time, the chemistry is nuclear but somehow, sex has become a bit of a routine lately...

Open communication between couples is absolutely vital, so one should always broach the subject of introducing some naughty adult toys into the bedroom with love. We do not recommend that you spring a vibrator on an unsuspecting lover, rather communicate first and set up some boundaries. It is believed that those who use sex toys tend to have good, open channels of communication and complete and utter love for and trust in their lovers. Sex toys are great tools through which to allow guys and girls to take their sex lives to a whole new level, allowing both to find pleasure through mutual satisfaction. It is absolutely important to keep your sex life fresh, fun and exciting.

So, it’s out with the yawn fest and in with our luxury sex toys; be they cock rings or clitoral vibrators, with these beauties in hand; you’re going to set the bedroom on fire!

So what’s the deal with erotic toys and why do you need them?

It’s been said that couples who indulge in a bit of erotic toy play perform better beneath the covers. Teasing a woman’s clitoris with a vibrator during oral sex will give her an orgasm that will have her clenching her thighs together in memory long after the pleasure was all hers! And the same can be said for our men. Teasing a man’s anus or testicles with the same vibrator during oral sex will leave him in absolute raptures! With so many sex toys available, from cock rings, specialist male sex toys, female sex toys and clitoral vibrators, there is no excuse for play time to ever become dull. The only way you’re ever going to know what knocks off your socks, is for you to try!




There is also an added benefit to dabbling with sex toys... they allow for extended lovemaking!
Now we know that women are lucky minxes in that they can have multiple orgasms during sex and men unfortunately cannot. Hence, when Mr Man reaches absolute orgasm his erect penis takes a bit of a leave of absence and it is here that a sex toy can keep his woman moaning for so much longer while his body recovers from sheer bliss. That said, there is absolutely no harm in allowing a woman to reach orgasm with the use of a sex toy first, and then sliding in for a bit of bliss timeshare yourself. It’s all about sharing the love!


Okay, so how do you go about this sex toy business?

We suggest that you start off with the little saucy gadgets you can use together. Cock rings, clitoral massages or vibrators and a pair of handcuffs, thrown in for good measure, can really getting things nice and toasty! Massage oils, creams and lubricants come in handy when you’re simmering up the sexual heat. (Lube is fantastic to partner up with some sex toys!) When you are both ready to get electronic, experiment with vibrators, the ideal couple’s toy. Listen to your man, if he is adventurous and wants to try out some male toys, why not get him some anal beads, butt plugs or a vibrating cock ring?



Have we tweaked your interest? Don’t be shy now, just browse through Matilda’s extensive range of couple’s sex toys with your special someone and we know we’ll get you both perky in no time!