Tuesday, September 21, 2010

CORSETS & BUSTIERS KNOW YOUR B’S FROM YOUR C’S.


Our modern day Cinderella is getting all dressed to the nines with operation “Prince Seduction” in her sights. But she is at a bit of a loss, for she has two draw dropping secret agents from which to choose, a slinky silky bustier or a lace up, black corset. Enter fairy godmother, her name of course, Matilda! Now Matilda the fairy godmother is quite an ace when it comes to some saucy advice so, to try help out our damsel in sexual distress, she offers up some insider information so that dear Cinders can make an educated and effective sexy lingerie decision…

Remember your B’s – Bountiful Breasts Behold the Bustier!


Bustiers; these undercover lingerie agents are all for taking your breasts to new heights – literally. Whether worn as a bustier top or as an undercover bosom builder, bustiers are figure forming garments which push up your breasts creating the sort of cleavage that will render men helpless – they just won’t be able to tear away their eyes! Remember that bustiers were made with breasts in mind, so don’t expect much in the waist reduction department. Style and fabric dependent, bustiers can also be worn as a sexy top – with superb cup definition, your breasts will be the best dressed in town. Add some thigh high silk stockings, a gorgeous garter belt and you’re on the road to immediate seduction.

Don’t Forget Your C’s – Curvy, Classic Corsets



Too fabulous for words, corsets are great for getting that sexy hourglass figure, the svelte silhouette which makes men weak at the knees. Although corsets are not known for their outstanding comfort, they do offer the sort of results that will make you happy to shrug off the possibility of a little discomfort. Corsets define and cinch in the waist, sometimes reducing the appearance of the waistline by as much as two inches! Now that’s nothing to dismiss! What’s more, the corset bra was designed to push up the bust creating a deeper cleavage, but unlike the bustier isn’t known for superior cup definition. Sturdier than bustiers, corsets will tuck you into an elegant and classically curvaceous figure.

Regardless of whether you’re a dominatrix looking for an under bust corset or corset brassiere, or a hopeless romantic after a vintage lace-up or a classic corset top or even a new bride with an eye for a bridal corset to turn up the heat on her wedding night, you can be sure there is a corset out there with your name on it.

It goes without saying that Matilda’s stocks the very best in both bustiers and corsets in her luxury lingerie boudoir, so stop on by and get yourself a little lace something to get those boys feeling more than just a little perky.

Friday, September 10, 2010

Lingerie Weapons of Mass Seduction





The Lingerie Diaries


It’s Friday evening and Jane heads to the bar to order a martini. Shaken, not stirred. As she leans onto the edge of a cocktail chair, her skirt rides ever so slightly to reveal a classy suspender and every man that watched her enter the room has to catch his breath. Call them weapons of mass seduction, sexy lingerie act as secret agents which feed on men. Move over Bond, tonight, it’s all about Bustier, Jane Bustier. And all she wants is conversation... and by conversation, she means pillow talk.

For centuries women shimmied their way into garments that reflected the fashion trends of the time. Lingerie designers have left a remarkable legacy; many of the original concepts continue to inspire modern designers. In the twenties, it was very en vogue to have a flat chest – the perfect form on which to model the seductive chemise. The forties arrived and it was all bustiers, suspenders, garter belts and seamed silk stockings – the sex sirens were coming to town!

The Merry Widow Corset came into play a decade later, designed to plump up the cleavage and tuck in the waist, this particular corset comprised of more metal than a modern day one man tent. Take a leap into the future and Madonna wails on stage about being a virgin and has seemingly strapped two ice cream cones to her chest. The latter trend didn’t stick around very long and for his we are eternally grateful. Sexy lingerie has certainly evolved and now women have access to an incredible range of creations to distract and seduce.

The Return of Retro Lingerie

Defeated, Bond invites our seductive agent Jane Bustier to hang back in the cigar lounge and enjoy a few more martinis. Leather couches and retro styled decor reveals our Jane slightly dishevelled, her captivating cleavage spilling out from what he is sure is a satin and lace corset...? Bond swallows hard... All he can think about is her silky skin.



Burlesque and fifties sex siren, pin up lingerie has inspired a new generation to nostalgically embrace an era of romanticism and dramatics. Made increasingly popular by the likes of Dita Von Teese, followed in hot and steamy pursuit by Xtina and then Eva Mendes, a fresh new retro style of lingerie has taken hold, celebrating sexy and feminine women who are in control of their sexuality.

Matilda’s offers our hot romantics everything they need to sate burlesque desires, from corsets, camisoles, garters and garter belts to suspenders and bustiers. Live your fantasy and take the show home!

Regardless of the fetish, Matilda’s will equip you with all the lingerie you need to raise temperatures, hold interest and allow you to do what you do best... seduce.

Friday, September 3, 2010

Is that a club or a caveman holding a dildo?

Fortunately, no rocket scientist was required to affirm that our brothers, who hung out in their rocky possé were in fact the trendsetters in sex toys. In fact, sex toys for men have been traced as far back as 25 000bc. Even our cavemen cousins realised the importance of solo sex to liven up a cold cave, where the only chance of a romantic encounter was as unlikely as a wheel rolling past their doorway.

Yes, loin cloths, fleas, smelly cave fires and unshaven men (and women) created the impetuous for some “huba huba” with a funny looking twig and voila, held aloft in the afterglow of the dinosaur’s demise, the dildo came into being. We can’t say we blame them, times were tough and not everyone was talented enough to spend their nights painting prehistoric porn on the wall.

Yes boys and girls, turn to page 69 of your history books and there, you will discover that it was in fact the Greeks who created the legend of the Olisbo - the first sexy stocking filler for randy damsels who were waiting for their men to come back from a ravaging quest. Requiring excessive amounts of olive oil for lubrication, these toys fashioned from stone, leather and or wood brought these bath house locals (male and female alike) some welcome relief!

But seriously now, when did the boys get their big break with sex toys?

Ah enter the Karma Sutra! In 350BC some clever Mohammed presented a penis extender to a crowd who gasped in wondrous rapture at this curious device made from wood, leather and cow horn, blinged to the hilt with silver and gold.


Craftsmen of the past knew the benefit of using high quality materials in sculpting sensual sex toys. Today more than ever the shape, material and design of sex toys is almost crucial as the effect.

Someone then took a jog in an easterly direction and whispered something naughty in a Chinese man’s ear and being the pioneers of technology that they are, they rushed to their work benches and created the very sneaky cock ring from the eyelid of a goat with long sultry lashes (for extra effect understand).

Gives new meaning to the term Bedroom Eyes
Then someone who decided to take a gap year, got in a boat and found them selves in England, handing out anal plugs at the fairs to men who believed it would provide them with the restraint needed to stop going about wastefully ejaculating on the milk maids. It was completely by accident (so we are told), that it was discovered that anal plugs were quite nice really, and so the young man who took the gap year, got creative with his designs.

With a hop, skip and jump into the 21st century males around the planet can breathe a collective sigh of relief knowing that erotic sex toys are now bountifully available at Matilda's Lifestyle so there is no need for this intercontinental rushing about in order to get your hands on silicone cock rings, glass dildos, penis extenders, anal toys or any other male sex toys that catch your fancy. Thank ye gods!